{"id":3292,"date":"2011-11-29T16:59:19","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T00:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.costcat.com\/?p=3292"},"modified":"2011-11-29T16:59:19","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T00:59:19","slug":"michael-g-kramer-ode-to-langers-deli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/2011\/11\/29\/michael-g-kramer-ode-to-langers-deli\/","title":{"rendered":"Michael G. Kramer: Ode to Langer&#8217;s Deli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We received a wonderful piece of correspondence recently from Friend of Langer&#8217;s Michael G. Kramer; if this isn&#8217;t deli-inspired poetry, nothing is:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I wrote this in response to a forwarded email bemoaning the fate of the deli in general from New York:<\/p>\n<p>As of this moment in history there is but one Deli. Langer&#8217;s of Los Angeles has become a sacred destination of deli and pastrami enthusiasts the world over since it is now regarded as the home of the finest Pastrami Sandwich in the history of all interplanetary species.<\/p>\n<p>New Yorkers cry now to realise that the crown of the perfect deli experience has drifted west to the despicable capitol of the trivial life&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Los Angeles&#8230;&#8230;But&#8230;.. surrounding this temple of immeasurable perfection &#8211; <strong>LANGERS<\/strong> &#8211; shall arise a new community, worthy of its existence. The Hub of the Universe, The Deli of G-d&#8217;s choice is here, spreading hope for the future of the people who face the Wide Pacific Shore.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Michael G. Kramer<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Absolutely wonderful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We received a wonderful piece of correspondence recently from Friend of Langer&#8217;s Michael G. Kramer; if this isn&#8217;t deli-inspired poetry, nothing is: I wrote this in response to a forwarded email bemoaning the fate of the deli in general from New York: As of this moment in history there is but one Deli. Langer&#8217;s of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackplates.com\/langersdeli\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}